$5.57 $7.43
Introducing our hilarious greeting card featuring a charming sketch of a bottle of old milk! Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or just to share a laugh with a friend, this card reads:
"I'M NOT SAYING YOU’RE OLD, BUT IF YOU WERE MILK, I'D GIVE YOU A SNIFF TEST FIRST!"
Crafted with care, this card is sure to bring a smile and a chuckle to anyone who receives it. Whether you’re teasing a loved one or simply want to lighten the mood, this playful message and whimsical illustration make it an ideal choice for any occasion.
Each card is printed on high-quality cardstock, ensuring that your thoughtful sentiment is delivered in style. It comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside, allowing you to add your own personal touch.
Send a laugh and celebrate the fun side of aging with this unique greeting card
At Otter This World Cards, we specialize in creating greeting cards that capture the essence of humor and quirkiness. Our mission is to spread positivity through words of kindness, love, and encouragement, along with a dash of humor to share with your loved ones. Whether you're celebrating a funny achievement, expressing gratitude in a unique way, marking an unusual birthday, or simply sending a cheeky greeting for no particular reason, our collection has something for every funny occasion. Trust us to cover all your funny greeting card needs with a touch of whimsy and laughter!
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DETAILS
+ Our cards are 5”x7” and come with a envelope
+ They are blank inside for you to write your own personal message
+ Printed in house on high quality smooth white card stock
+ Both the card and envelope are sealed in poly bag a protective sleeve for shipping
All cards are printed and trimmed in-house and sent with a whole love of ❤️. Cards will ship out within 1-3 business days.
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SHIPPING
+ Our cards are shipped in 1-2 business days from our Home Studio located in Canada
+ We can even send it directly to the recipient (let us know the details in the 'notes to seller' section at checkout)
ESTIMATED SHIPPING TIMES
+ NORTH AMERICA : 3-12 business days (Cards are sent without tracking. If you would like tracking, please upgrade the shipping at checkout).
+ REST OF THE WORLD: 12-20 business days (Cards are sent without tracking. If you would like to arrange shipping with tracking, please get in touch. Costs start at 16CAN for international tracked items).
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Please reach out to us at Otter this world cards. if you have any questions.
Very best,
Aaron, Otter this world cards
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.